We are getting snippy and contentious anymore. It doesn’t seem like anyone can have any fun anymore. So we have poets declaring on their posts that ass kissing doesn’t belong in poetry. Hmmm, I initially misread the post and thought he wrote ass kicking. I was thinking to myself that I can see room for both. Sometimes you do haveContinue reading “POET SLAP FIGHTS AND ASS KISSING”
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CHRISTIAN YOUTH HOSTEL
Amsterdam is always a wild town with interesting twists and turns. Part of the Red Light District wraps around an old church. They have a Christian youth hostel that is located right next door to a Thai massage parlor. I accidentally walked in the wrong door. Next thing I know, people are handing me a Bible and praying forContinue reading “CHRISTIAN YOUTH HOSTEL”
SEX ON THE BEACH IS UNPLEASANT
Sex on the beach is always glorified in the movies but it isn’t really all that practical in real life. The movies provide that image of the two stars entwined in each other’s arms in the sand as light waves break on the shore gently rolling up to their feet. They roll around ever so tenderly yetContinue reading “SEX ON THE BEACH IS UNPLEASANT”
COMPLIANCE
and so she said Kiss my ass! I quickly complied I don’t know why she’s pissed off now https://www.postpoems.org/authors/georgeschaefer/poem/1101074 MISCHIEVOUS PATTERNS: NOT SO FANCY TANSHI VOL. 3: Schaefer, George: 9798829991593: Amazon.com: Books
STREETWALKER
She was a street walker by all accounts She had a plastic rose pitifully shedding petals proudly adorned in her hair But she did have moxie and an awareness of diners At her recommendation I found an old school diner serving greasy breakfast fair As it was only fair and I alone to boot IContinue reading “STREETWALKER”
SHOT OF JAMESON TO CHASE THE BEER
I skipped out on the poetry reading at the free library where I was scheduled to read a new brewpub opened just down the street and my whistle required a little wetting so I walked down the street oblivious to any consequences or hurt feelings attached my name was on the list for the openContinue reading “SHOT OF JAMESON TO CHASE THE BEER”
ASSHOLES AND BITCHES NEED NOT APPLY
As I waltz through my life whiling away hours, weeks, years & even decades I never found a shortage of certain undesirable sorts. There seems to be an asshole lurking under every rock & a bitch to be found around any old corner. The cretins aren’t coming. They’re already here They appear out of theContinue reading “ASSHOLES AND BITCHES NEED NOT APPLY”
KINDNESS OF STRANGERS
I’ll have truly earned the scorn & derision of the critics whence I finally release this dribble but I won’t walk the plank of Orizaba & follow Crane to a death of either asphyxiation or shark meal the pundits will get their say and the reviews will be severe but I fear not the harshnessContinue reading “KINDNESS OF STRANGERS”
MEMORY LAPSE
You were pissed off even though I hadn’t said anything wrong and it began to dawn on me that you weren’t pissed off at what I had said you were pissed off at something I hadn’t said. Problem is, it’s hard enough for me to remember all those things that I actually said It’s damnContinue reading “MEMORY LAPSE”
ENOUGH CLICHÉ
Enough cliché for you an old Aerosmith gem blares on the loudspeaker drunkard rocking on bar stool leaning over to kiss girlfriend— kisses the floor instead. https://www.postpoems.org/authors/fuche_bu/poem/1081244 JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO DO POETRY AGAIN: Schaefer, George: 9798449725561: Amazon.com: Books
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