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I saw the best minds of my generation  destroyed by blandness MTV spoken word tour; sewn up vaginas; dismembered penises, poetry slams featuring dickless, cuntless verse spewed by genderless eunuchs all in the name of advancing pop culture for lamebrained, gutless pansies trying to rap out poems to the underage audiences running around pretending it’sContinue reading “JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO DO POETRY AGAIN”

It’s official! I’ve transitioned from getting old to being old. I was at a bachelor party  watching a stag film. Everyone was hootin’ & hollerin’ over the action on the screen. I was sitting there, incredulous look (I suspect) on my face thinking, “Damn! That position can’t be comfortable.” https://www.postpoems.org/authors/fuche_bu/poem/1062387

As I waltz through my life whiling away hours, weeks, years & even decades I never found a shortage of certain undesirable sorts. There seems to be  an asshole lurking under every rock & a bitch to be found around any old corner. The cretins aren’t coming. They’re already here They appear out of theContinue reading “ASSHOLES AND BITCHES NEED NOT APPLY”

They found him in a room in Thailand— pants down, belt around neck big smile on his face. The prostitute in the room sobbing and swearing it was an accident. Auto erotic asphyxiation gone horribly wrong. And then there are suicidal tendencies and people hanging themselves. But families lose the Ka-ching if it’s suicide soContinue reading “CHOKE THE CHICKEN (AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION GONE HORRIBLY WRONG)”

Iridescent jewels lay buried deep within the soul waiting to be excavated. I struggle for the pure stream of consciousness as twisted ideas rampage through my mind. I recklessly splatter and sprinkle words across the page  in mock rhythmic cadence. It’s been suggested in some circles  that I am a poet. https://www.postpoems.org/authors/fuche_bu/poem/1066478

Loved ones stay with you after death; They continue to live on in your heart and soul. They continue to haunt your memories and dreams. My father passed on 17 years ago but still makes cameos & guest spots in my dreams  from time to time and amazingly, after all these years, he’s still callingContinue reading “DUMBASS”

I haven’t had the Batman dream in quite awhile. That was always my favorite recurring dream in my early adult life. The basic gist of the dream is that I would be Batman with uniform and Bat Cave and all. Of course, I wasn’t a very good Batman. I was more interested in making timeContinue reading “THE BATMAN DREAM”

It’s fairly well known that a lot of football players used to wear panty hose underneath their uniforms in colder weather.  Joe Namath and the Oakland Raiders were well known offenders. Several magazines felt the need to sensationalize the issue.   It made perfect sense to do so in spite the insecurities and biases of many homophobic football fans.  TheContinue reading “RUN IN MY PANTY HOSE”

I was 16 years old and in all probability working illegally.  I had taken a gig as a busboy at a local diner.  I was working the graveyard shift from midnight to 5:00am on weekends. After hour gig bussing tables of the drunks virgin cherry popped I befriended the dishwasher.  He told me everyone calledContinue reading “PAKISTAN JOE”

They were married to each other but both were bi “they informed me.” They explained their rule that they could play as long as they shared with each other Seemed enlightened to me and my curiosity was piqued if not fully inflamed We were having some fun when I notice one with a strap onContinue reading “MENAGE Á TROIS”