CHOKE THE CHICKEN (AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION GONE HORRIBLY WRONG)

They found him in a room in Thailand— pants down, belt around neck big smile on his face. The prostitute in the room sobbing and swearing it was an accident. Auto erotic asphyxiation gone horribly wrong. And then there are suicidal tendencies and people hanging themselves. But families lose the Ka-ching if it’s suicide soContinue reading “CHOKE THE CHICKEN (AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION GONE HORRIBLY WRONG)”

AMERICA IN A NUTSHELL

Train stations provide the cliché observation of people running to and fro trying to catch that train.  It’s a microcosm for our crazy society.  I’ll be meekly showing the Amtrak cop my train ticket lest I be banished from the station.  Good that I have a train ticket and also purchased a burrito at theContinue reading “AMERICA IN A NUTSHELL”

DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS

There’s an age old adage in American football that goes: “Offense wins games.  Defense wins championships.” Everyone loves the quarterback and the offensive skill positions.  It’s sexy to run up the score with the touchdowns. But the truth in football has always been that defenses are what wins championships.  It’s held true throughout most of the history ofContinue reading “DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS”