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All kinds of thoughts enter my mind as I watch ECW wrestling on a Saturday night and it gets scary that home I’m at again without prospects for a better gig while everyone else enjoys the holiday weekend down the shore I get high alone listening to various music from around the country and allContinue reading “THIS AIN’T MY FATHER’S WRESTLING”

As I waltz through my life whiling away hours, weeks, years & even decades I never found a shortage of certain undesirable sorts. There seems to be an asshole lurking under every rock & a bitch to be found around any old corner. The cretins aren’t coming. They’re already here They appear out of theContinue reading “ASSHOLES AND BITCHES NEED NOT APPLY”

Am I the only person a bit befuddled at the target audience for Blue Chew or other ED products?  These commercials mostly seem to target younger men who probably shouldn’t be having issues with ED just yet.   Balding middle aged men should be the clientele.  They’ve been through the wars and the testosterone just ain’t manufacturingContinue reading “TARGET AUDIENCE”

You know it’s best to dine before heading off to the airport Hunger pangs don’t mesh well with the ennui of a 2 hour delay and you end up in an overpriced airport bar The beer will burn a hole in junior’s college fund and even the value items are hardly that You get aContinue reading “COMPLIMENTARY EYE GOUGE”

Internet strangers prancing about into my dreams; flopping about on my bed while I slave away at a keyboard Unknown co-workers co-opting my family for rides to the bank; their names not known it all feels so contrived INTERNET STRANGERS | PostPoems

Cynicism met with scorn on avenue of sad cafes drones placing orders java poured in cardboard cups hours old and potent ready to kick your ass CYNICISM MET WITH SCORN | PostPoems

I kicked his ass after he told me he never heard of Memphis Minnie I abhor violence and yet still I must insist it was the right thing to do. In truth, it was a verbal asskicking but much deserved. A person at a blues festival bragging on how much he knows about the bluesContinue reading “MEMPHIS MINNIE”

and so then I pulled the old pour a 24 oz. Blue Point toasted lager from Patchogue, NY into a 24 oz. XL Dunkin’Donut Styrofoam cup so I could conceal my transgression I could sit on the train and sneak sips while creating the illusion of drinking coffee any environmentalist will tell you Styrofoam isContinue reading “SLIGHTLY LESS OFFENSIVE”

I can’t be sure the billboard wouldn’t tell a lie the advertisement must be true BILLBOARD WOULDN’T LIE | PostPoems

It was gonna be a long ride and the Lyft driver needed to gas up her car She apologized several times I used my phone to search for nearby gas station one right along the way before hitting I-95 It all worked out We found the gas station easy enough it was a straight shotContinue reading “ABOVE AND BEYOND”