I haven’t had
the Batman dream
in quite awhile.
That was always
my favorite recurring dream
in my early adult life.
The basic gist of the dream
is that I would be Batman
with uniform and Bat Cave and all.
Of course,
I wasn’t a very good Batman.
I was more interested
in making time with Catwoman
than preventing crime.
Then people ask the obvious:
Which Catwoman was it?
Was it Julie Newmar or Eartha Kitt
or Lee Merriweather or Michelle Pfieffer
or Anne Hathaway?
I’m truly a whore
because it always rotated
among the different CatWomen.
All of them (including Haile Berry)
appeared in at least one dream
and truth be told
I’ve yet to select a favorite.
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