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DELIRIOUS LIGHTNING

The music at the Peach Festival was always unreal. Every band brings their A game and you just expect magic. The Claypool Lennon Delirium was on fire. But it was a dark overcast day. The clouds kept getting darker as the music progressed. Off in the distance, you could see bolts of lightning flashing. Maybe it was just the acid butContinue reading “DELIRIOUS LIGHTNING”

NAKED GUY

You’re just trying to have a good time enjoying the music. They tell you that all the crazies like to congregate on the field in a quasi mosh pit of sweat and flesh. A few of the crazy manage to work their way up to the nosebleed section to shatter your tranquil peace. Hey, you’re at Citi FieldContinue reading “NAKED GUY”

CHRISTIAN YOUTH HOSTEL

Amsterdam is always a wild town with interesting twists and turns. Part of the Red Light District wraps around an old church. They have a Christian youth hostel that is located right next door to a Thai massage parlor. I accidentally walked in the wrong door. Next thing I know, people are handing me a Bible and praying forContinue reading “CHRISTIAN YOUTH HOSTEL”

PHOTO BOMBING SON OF A FEMALE DOG

So I just wanted a good picture with my dog. I figured it would be great for the non-existent Christmas cards. Of course, I have a dog that likes to photo bomb. We never get the good picture because he always jumps in front of me with his glorious snout. Always jumping gun mucking up the picture frameContinue reading “PHOTO BOMBING SON OF A FEMALE DOG”