So now I am the proud owner of an Abdullah the Butcher micro brawler. I’m sure many will question why a grown man needs to own such a toy. They tell me that it’s a child’s toy but it did seem like something that would make my life just a little bit less oppressive. Can’t I be youngContinue reading “MICRO BRAWLERS”
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DEMOCRACY! WHISKEY! SEXY!
America! Democracy! Whiskey! Sexy!Oh my, Democracy to elect inept candidateswith the Haliburton Seal of Approval. Whiskey–We’ll toss down shots of diluted J.D.to celebrate our newfound freedom. Sexy–well the whiskey should make it appear that way. Coda to D.W.S. Fuck the Democracy!The whiskey told me soand I still don’t feel very sexy. https://www.postpoems.org/authors/fuche_bu/poem/1060741
POET SLAP FIGHTS AND ASS KISSING
We are getting snippy and contentious anymore. It doesn’t seem like anyone can have any fun anymore. So we have poets declaring on their posts that ass kissing doesn’t belong in poetry. Hmmm, I initially misread the post and thought he wrote ass kicking. I was thinking to myself that I can see room for both. Sometimes you do haveContinue reading “POET SLAP FIGHTS AND ASS KISSING”
ASSHOLES AND BITCHES NEED NOT APPLY
As I waltz through my life whiling away hours, weeks, years & even decades I never found a shortage of certain undesirable sorts. There seems to be an asshole lurking under every rock & a bitch to be found around any old corner. The cretins aren’t coming. They’re already here They appear out of theContinue reading “ASSHOLES AND BITCHES NEED NOT APPLY”
ENOUGH CLICHÉ
Enough cliché for you an old Aerosmith gem blares on the loudspeaker drunkard rocking on bar stool leaning over to kiss girlfriend— kisses the floor instead. https://www.postpoems.org/authors/fuche_bu/poem/1081244 JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO DO POETRY AGAIN: Schaefer, George: 9798449725561: Amazon.com: Books
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