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MICRO BRAWLERS

So now I am the proud owner of an Abdullah the Butcher micro brawler. I’m sure many will question why a grown man needs to own such a toy. They tell me that it’s a child’s toy but it did seem like something that would make my life just a little bit less oppressive. Can’t I be youngContinue reading “MICRO BRAWLERS”

DEMOCRACY! WHISKEY! SEXY!

America! Democracy! Whiskey! Sexy!Oh my, Democracy to elect inept candidateswith the Haliburton Seal of Approval. Whiskey–We’ll toss down shots of diluted J.D.to celebrate our newfound freedom. Sexy–well the whiskey should make it appear that way. Coda to D.W.S. Fuck the Democracy!The whiskey told me soand I still don’t feel very sexy. https://www.postpoems.org/authors/fuche_bu/poem/1060741

POET SLAP FIGHTS AND ASS KISSING

We are getting snippy and contentious anymore. It doesn’t seem like anyone can have any fun anymore. So we have poets declaring on their posts that ass kissing doesn’t belong in poetry. Hmmm, I initially misread the post and thought he wrote ass kicking. I was thinking to myself that I can see room for both. Sometimes you do haveContinue reading “POET SLAP FIGHTS AND ASS KISSING”

COMPLIANCE

and so she said Kiss my ass! I quickly complied I don’t know why she’s pissed off now https://www.postpoems.org/authors/georgeschaefer/poem/1101074 MISCHIEVOUS PATTERNS: NOT SO FANCY TANSHI VOL. 3: Schaefer, George: 9798829991593: Amazon.com: Books

STREETWALKER

She was a street walker by all accounts She had a plastic rose pitifully shedding petals proudly adorned in her hair But she did have moxie and an awareness of diners At her recommendation I found an old school diner serving greasy breakfast fair As it was only fair and I alone to boot IContinue reading “STREETWALKER”

ASSHOLES AND BITCHES NEED NOT APPLY

As I waltz through my life whiling away hours, weeks, years & even decades I never found a shortage of certain undesirable sorts. There seems to be an asshole lurking under every rock & a bitch to be found around any old corner. The cretins aren’t coming. They’re already here They appear out of theContinue reading “ASSHOLES AND BITCHES NEED NOT APPLY”

MEMORY LAPSE

You were pissed off even though I hadn’t said anything wrong and it began to dawn on me that you weren’t pissed off at what I had said you were pissed off at something I hadn’t said. Problem is, it’s hard enough for me to remember all those things that I actually said It’s damnContinue reading “MEMORY LAPSE”

ENOUGH CLICHÉ

Enough cliché for you an old Aerosmith gem blares on the loudspeaker drunkard rocking on bar stool leaning over to kiss girlfriend— kisses the floor instead. https://www.postpoems.org/authors/fuche_bu/poem/1081244 JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO DO POETRY AGAIN: Schaefer, George: 9798449725561: Amazon.com: Books

MARK TWAIN WAS WRONG

Mark Twain was wrong the hand that feeds the dog can be bitten all excuses we make the camera doesn’t lie https://www.postpoems.org/authors/georgeschaefer/poem/1123863

BUT AFTER ANTLER WROTE

After Antler wrote an epic poem about factory life it was like a final word an end to innocence an end to ignorance an end to all excuses we had to confront the bleakness far beyond any spiritual ennui proffered by Dickens or Sinclair Lewis and the false sincerity of all the Anglo apologists weContinue reading “BUT AFTER ANTLER WROTE”