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POET SLAP FIGHTS AND ASS KISSING

We are getting snippy and contentious anymore. It doesn’t seem like anyone can have any fun anymore. So we have poets declaring on their posts that ass kissing doesn’t belong in poetry. Hmmm, I initially misread the post and thought he wrote ass kicking. I was thinking to myself that I can see room for both. Sometimes you do haveContinue reading “POET SLAP FIGHTS AND ASS KISSING”

COMPLIANCE

and so she said Kiss my ass! I quickly complied I don’t know why she’s pissed off now https://www.postpoems.org/authors/georgeschaefer/poem/1101074 MISCHIEVOUS PATTERNS: NOT SO FANCY TANSHI VOL. 3: Schaefer, George: 9798829991593: Amazon.com: Books

STREETWALKER

She was a street walker by all accounts She had a plastic rose pitifully shedding petals proudly adorned in her hair But she did have moxie and an awareness of diners At her recommendation I found an old school diner serving greasy breakfast fair As it was only fair and I alone to boot IContinue reading “STREETWALKER”

ASSHOLES AND BITCHES NEED NOT APPLY

As I waltz through my life whiling away hours, weeks, years & even decades I never found a shortage of certain undesirable sorts. There seems to be an asshole lurking under every rock & a bitch to be found around any old corner. The cretins aren’t coming. They’re already here They appear out of theContinue reading “ASSHOLES AND BITCHES NEED NOT APPLY”

KINDNESS OF STRANGERS

I’ll have truly earned the scorn & derision of the critics whence I finally release this dribble but I won’t walk the plank of Orizaba & follow Crane to a death of either asphyxiation or shark meal the pundits will get their say and the reviews will be severe but I fear not the harshnessContinue reading “KINDNESS OF STRANGERS”

MEMORY LAPSE

You were pissed off even though I hadn’t said anything wrong and it began to dawn on me that you weren’t pissed off at what I had said you were pissed off at something I hadn’t said. Problem is, it’s hard enough for me to remember all those things that I actually said It’s damnContinue reading “MEMORY LAPSE”

ENOUGH CLICHÉ

Enough cliché for you an old Aerosmith gem blares on the loudspeaker drunkard rocking on bar stool leaning over to kiss girlfriend— kisses the floor instead. https://www.postpoems.org/authors/fuche_bu/poem/1081244 JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO DO POETRY AGAIN: Schaefer, George: 9798449725561: Amazon.com: Books

MARK TWAIN WAS WRONG

Mark Twain was wrong the hand that feeds the dog can be bitten all excuses we make the camera doesn’t lie https://www.postpoems.org/authors/georgeschaefer/poem/1123863

BUT AFTER ANTLER WROTE

After Antler wrote an epic poem about factory life it was like a final word an end to innocence an end to ignorance an end to all excuses we had to confront the bleakness far beyond any spiritual ennui proffered by Dickens or Sinclair Lewis and the false sincerity of all the Anglo apologists weContinue reading “BUT AFTER ANTLER WROTE”

GRAVEYARD SHIFT FRY COOK

The truck driver used to saunter in 3:00 am cheerful but jonesing for coffee to chase the eggs and bacon He had multiple refills and seemed oblivious to the random drunks stumbling in for past closing time munchies a young couple feuding over something or probably nothing but we’re all condemned to listen to theContinue reading “GRAVEYARD SHIFT FRY COOK”