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NAKED GUY

You’re just trying to have a good time enjoying the music. They tell you that all the crazies like to congregate on the field in a quasi mosh pit of sweat and flesh. A few of the crazy manage to work their way up to the nosebleed section to shatter your tranquil peace. Hey, you’re at Citi FieldContinue reading “NAKED GUY”

SEX ON THE BEACH IS UNPLEASANT

Sex on the beach is always glorified in the movies but it isn’t really all that practical in real life. The movies provide that image of the two stars entwined in each other’s arms in the sand as light waves break on the shore gently rolling up to their feet. They roll around ever so tenderly yetContinue reading “SEX ON THE BEACH IS UNPLEASANT”