I think one
of the real funny ones
was the Australian hooker
in Amsterdam
I was wandering thru
the Red Light District
with a spare 50 guilden
I made a good choice
I noticed the accent
when she greeted me
and led me to a room
She was great
I made an off hand remark
apologizing
about penis size
and she remarked
with her Australian accent
“Don’t worry, honey,
I still fake it
even with the big ones.”
I couldn’t believe
a whore would say that
to a client
but it actually
made me feel better
blunt honesty
can be a real good thing
sometimes
I have to admit
that I never laughed
so much during sex
laughing and coming
at the same time
can cause a heart seizure
but at least
you’d die happy
and she even,
for a few moments
made me think
she was enjoying it
as much as I was
so what
if she faked her O?
I didn’t
so at the end
of the day
it was payday
for each of us
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