I think one 

of the real funny ones

was the Australian hooker

in Amsterdam

I was wandering thru

the Red Light District

with a spare 50 guilden

I made a good choice

I noticed the accent

when she greeted me

and led me to a room

She was great

I made an off hand remark


about penis size

and she remarked

with her Australian accent

“Don’t worry, honey,

I still fake it

even with the big ones.”

I couldn’t believe

a whore would say that

to a client

but it actually

made me feel better

blunt honesty

can be a real good thing


I have to admit

that I never laughed

so much during sex

laughing and coming

at the same time
can cause a heart seizure

but at least

you’d die happy

and she even,

for a few moments

made me think

she was enjoying it

as much as I was

so what

if she faked her O?

I didn’t

so at the end

of the day

it was payday

for each of us



Choke the Chicken (or Auto Erotic Asphyxiation Gone Horribly Wrong): Schaefer, George F: 9798434885959: Amazon.com: Books

Published by fuchebuyahoocom

poet, philosopher and comic. Philadelphia born but suburban bred.

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