It seems like just about anything can set a gimp off these days.  You tune in to watch wrestling figuring you’re gonna have an easy relaxing time.  The cowboy wrestler doing cowboy shit comes out to the ring to confront a rival,  He’s wearing a pink T-shirt.  Closer inspection reveals a picture of Dolly Parton.  It seemed like an appropriate shirt to me.

Dolly in pink

quite apropos to me

yet complaints abound

I just watch the scene and feel entertained.  It was greatly amusing until I made the mistake of going online and seeing how the Twitterverse and Metaverse will react.  It seems that a lot of conservative snowflakes were having a meltdown.  They couldn’t understand why he was trying to be so woke with his choice of attire.  Are you fucking kidding me?  Woke?  What cowboy (even if he isn’t a real one) doesn’t like Dolly Parton?  Or are we really that insecure?  My God!  A man is wearing a pink T-shirt?  When will this political correctness ever end?  You really have to wonder how insecure some of these people are with their own sexuality.  I almost feel compelled to order a pink Dolly Parton T-shirt myself. 

Outing the assholes

a simple singer in pink

sweetly crooning tales

bitter argument ensues

feeble minds left uncensured

Published by fuchebuyahoocom

poet, philosopher and comic. Philadelphia born but suburban bred.

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