America! Democracy! Whiskey! Sexy!
Democracy to elect inept candidates
with the Haliburton Seal of Approval.
Whiskey–We’ll toss down shots of diluted J.D.
to celebrate our newfound freedom.
Sexy–well the whiskey should make it appear that way.
Coda to D.W.S.
Fuck the Democracy!
The whiskey told me so
and I still don’t feel very sexy.